"i owed him $1,000,000. i figured i could clear it up if i did my own laundry and didn't eat again until i was 417 years old" or commit the most daring robbery ever imagined.

The mightiest motion picture of them all!

Truth comes at a price.

The head of the family is the one with the tail.

The newton family is going to the dogs...

A short movie on the theme of desperation.

The nice thing about war is that the person who kills you really has nothing against you. personally.

What's the difference between clifford and a pit bull? one will tear your heart out, scare your friends and wreck your house. the other one is a dog.

In a country where anybody can become president, anybody just did.

The story of four souls who needed a body and one guy who needed some soul.

Joe pendleton... the only guy who ever raised hell about going to heaven.

Telling the truth can be dangerous business.

In 'a christmas story' ralphie raised the roof. this summer, the whole family is bringing down the house.

Just when she thought she had everything right... in stepped mr. wrong.

Two oddballs on a collision course with romance.

The most exciting original motion picture event of all time.

The travel agency promised george lollar a peaceful island getaway. they lied.

This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

A new comedy about a movie that doesn't get made and the people who don't make it.